do you even brojohn

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

3 hours ago
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hippyjamfest:

“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

3 hours ago
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kaibas-pants:

Yugioh basically boils down to making the choice of friendship or shadow realm.

3 hours ago
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psychocereals:

curiouslyhomestuck:

smuppeting:

madragingven:

hard lesson

FUCK YES I FOUND THIS AGAIN THANK GOD UGH

How many times did he spend patching up his little brother after a spar? How many times did he have to bury his guilt in making the little man bleed under empty, hollow thoughts of ‘he should have known better’?He hoisted his bleeding brother over his shoulder and carried him down the stairs, Cal and their swords in his other hand.How many times did he want to scream and destroy everything in the apartment because of his own fucking carelessness? It wasn’t like Dave would purposefully lunge into that attack. He should have been faster. He usually was. He was unnaturally fast, after all.He put Dave down when they came to the bathroom and he tossed the swords down, flicking the lightswitch on. “Don’t move. You’ll only open the wound more.” He pulled the first aid kit out from under the sink and grabbed the antiseptic, the needle, and the medical thread. The good shit. The stuff that dissolved after the wound knit up, and fell out on its own when it wasn’t necessary anymore. He pulled his belt out of its loops and held it out to Dave, and grumbled to bite down on it - this shit hurt, it always did. Dave took a deep, shivered breath and clamped his jaw down onto the thick leather while Bro rinsed the wound with the antiseptic. Bro then dabbed the excess damp off with a gauze pad and started to work.He was an expert at sewing - his hands were steady and swift, and his stitches held fast and stayed in. He’d learned to sew himself up first, and knew what it took to keep the wounds from scarring overmuch. He used what he knew to sew his smuppets and patch up clothes, and here he was using his deft fingers and speed to patch up his little brother, the kid he swore he’d protect. The kid he vowed never to harm.“Don’t tell me I should have been careful,” Dave grumbled over the leather in between his teeth. “I know you want to, just. Don’t.” “Nah, little dude, I don’t want to,” he replied gravely as he finished the last stitch. “I never want to tell you that.” He took a clean gauze pad and put it over the wound, taping it there with white medical tape. “I’d rather cut my own arm off than have to tell you you’re not good enough.”

and still, this is one of my favourite pices of art ever.

11 hours ago
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denimbrojohn:

lilcaljunior:

denimbrojohn:

lilcaljunior:

Chapter 8 of Cream To Your Coffee I use the word ‘shota’ 8 times in one paragraph.

chapter 30 of a poorly executed plan bro strider reveals that he is in fact the ultimate shota and breaks up with john to date a shotastic clone of himself

i KNEW IT

chapter 9 of Cream To Your Coffee John suddenly grows yaoi hands and starts working out. he is bigger than Bro by chapter 10

chapter 31 of apep: john and bro build a machine to travel to the ctyc universe and the four of them have a giant orgy

Chapter 11 of ctyc: both bros decide that they are perfect for each other and both johns count on one another for emotional support

11 hours ago
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denimbrojohn:

lilcaljunior:

Chapter 8 of Cream To Your Coffee I use the word ‘shota’ 8 times in one paragraph.

chapter 30 of a poorly executed plan bro strider reveals that he is in fact the ultimate shota and breaks up with john to date a shotastic clone of himself

i KNEW IT

chapter 9 of Cream To Your Coffee John suddenly grows yaoi hands and starts working out. he is bigger than Bro by chapter 10

12 hours ago
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denimbrojohn:

lilcaljunior:

denimbrojohn:

lilcaljunior:

I love talking to Adrian because she’s one of my favorite fan fiction writers so telling her what I love about her fics is fucking amazing and helping her with plot is like so surreal and i also love it because she loves my fics too and it’s just a giant ball of us gushing over each other and we have similar tastes in fan fiction and it’s great.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THIS POST god two peas in a pod

i love talking to nicole because i can tell her about my creepy internet stalking habits and she doesn’t judge me. instead she just tells me i’m adorable <3

nicole writes cream to your coffee and if you haven’t read it yet you should because i love that god damn fic so much

DUDE I JOIN YOU ON YOUR INTERNET STALKING, I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY <333

and also a poorly executed plan is more amazing than mine so you all should read it and then go read the denim fic because fuck man that was awesome as fuck, like seriously. JUST READ EVERYTHING ADRIAN HAS EVER WRITTEN OKAY

if you enjoy the denim brojohn then you should thank nicole since she is the one who triple dog dared me to write it

I will forever be proud to admit this too.

12 hours ago
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Chapter 8 of Cream To Your Coffee I use the word ‘shota’ 8 times in one paragraph.

12 hours ago
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12 hours ago
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denimbrojohn:

lilcaljunior:

I love talking to Adrian because she’s one of my favorite fan fiction writers so telling her what I love about her fics is fucking amazing and helping her with plot is like so surreal and i also love it because she loves my fics too and it’s just a giant ball of us gushing over each other and we have similar tastes in fan fiction and it’s great.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THIS POST god two peas in a pod

i love talking to nicole because i can tell her about my creepy internet stalking habits and she doesn’t judge me. instead she just tells me i’m adorable <3

nicole writes cream to your coffee and if you haven’t read it yet you should because i love that god damn fic so much

DUDE I JOIN YOU ON YOUR INTERNET STALKING, I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY <333

and also a poorly executed plan is more amazing than mine so you all should read it and then go read the denim fic because fuck man that was awesome as fuck, like seriously. JUST READ EVERYTHING ADRIAN HAS EVER WRITTEN OKAY

12 hours ago
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